I used to be bootsphotos but I'm not now.

I'm a bit better, a bit more screwed on and a lot more self-critical, as that is what I feel was missing.

What else can I say? Perhaps I'd better introduce myself as I may even gain some new folk on here.

My name's Danni and I'm as old as my gums and a little older than my teeth. I'm a writer by trade - or at least I'd like to be. I love my perfect neuroses and I will worry you into the ground but that's just me: I guess I'm hard to live with. Obviously not hard enough for some! I think I'd quite like to have a bash at comedy. Maybe I already am (OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOH!). Maybe it's even alright! I try to be sensitive - I really do - although I normally fail miserably. I'm away to Glasgow Uni next week. I'll be studying Scottish literature (eep!), French and Gaelic. I don't have any Gaelic so that will be... interesting. I'm a recent vegetarian and long since straight edge - watch half the internet population decide they dislike me. I don't sleep much so it's possible that many of the deviations will be thought up, created and posted at four o'clock in the morning so I apologise for their lack of sense but I normally still quite like them when I'm, ahem, rested. I like relatively shit 80's movies, relatively excellent 80's music and relatively adorable hippos.


That's about it in a nutshell.

Have a diet cream soda on me.

And why not have a wee chat while we're at it, eh?